EXPERIMENT 001 / FRUIT FLY SALES DIVISION SPECIMEN ONLINE

We trained the fly to close B2B SaaS deals.

166,000 neurons. Expert sales training. Purpose-built for B2B. Biologically built for fruit.

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AE–001ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE, PROBABLY

FLY_CAM / 01LIVE FROM THE SALES FLOOR

↗ CLOSED WON +$24,000 ARRDOPAMINE REWARD DELIVERED

Identifying the economic buyer“quick question — who owns the fruit budget?”

↔ DRAG TO ORBIT · SCROLL TO ZOOM6 LEGS / 1 QUOTA

EXPERIMENT 0010.1 AUTO CALLS / SEC

Help him out.

Click to rip cold calls. Book demos, grow ARR, and watch his desk expand.

CLICK FAST TO CLOSE SOONER25 clicks to a referral

0 / 3 calls → book a demo0 demos queued

The fly is making calls. Click to help.New contracts: $2,400

The fly is making calls. Click to help him close faster.

LVL 1 · UNPAID INTERN$0 ARR

0.1 auto calls / sec0 / 1 POCs running3 calls per demo · 5s to close

NEXT DESK EXPANSION 0 / 10

A little light for his big ideas.

$2,400

ARR to go · unlocks automatically

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TINY REP. GROWING BUSINESS.